By Chuck 05/12/2010

BP CEO to Leave?

During a Joule exclusive, BP CEO Tony Hayward commented on his plans should he be pushed to leave the besieged company.

“If forced to leave BP, I would begin implementing my new plan to improve the world’s ability to produce viable energy sources. First, I would replace Emperor Palpatine, then crush the pitiful rebellion,” he said with a maniacal look in his eyes.

BP Exec Hopes to Turn Luke Skywalker to the Dark Side

“Finally I would turn Luke Skywalker to the dark side once and for all.”

The Jedi Council could not be reached for comment.