By Chuck 07/05/2010- It is a fact among scholars that kerosene replaced whale oil for lamp lighting in the mid 1800's resulting in a more humane eco-friendly solution allowing whales to enjoy peace and prosperity in the world's oceans.
An Ancient "Kerosene" Document Emerges
What rarely comes to light is where kerosene comes from now. 8th Sister research team recently came to possess the Canis-Keroce-Papareti, the Masters Scroll of Kerosene. This is an ancient document depicting the creation of kerosene using a surprising primary ingredient—puppies.
Bring Back Whaling & Save the Puppies!
Woe be it for this reporter to begin an editorial piece from good journalism, but I can no longer stand by and watch innocent puppies suffer in the name of some aquatic mammal.
I say bring back whaling and save the puppies!
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