The Onion Gives Fox Props

Today, Media giant The Onion announced plans to purchase Fox News Network. 

The long standing king of satire and parody stated they could no longer compete with the pure volume of ridiculous and inaccurate reporting from Fox. 

Rupert Murdoch Given Heads-Up by The Onion

The Onion, which produces fictitious and satirical news articles, promised after the purchase Rupert Murdoch would receive a head writer’s credit on all future headlines from Fox News.