No Smoke Emissions From Recreational Marijuana

A surprising revelation gleaned after the smoke cleared from yesterday's general election vote. In a surprising show of support for green ideas, Republicans voted against recreational marijuana.

Republican Backlash Over Recreational Marijuana

While no actual Republicans were interviewed for this report, many were observed through the window of our basement pointing at a hipster with a Twinkie in his mouth and calling him a smokestack.

Their stance became clear after this observation.