Crime Boss Helps Environment

Nevada crime boss, Vinchenso Ranini, has found a new way to help the environment.

"So we was out excavating a hole.  Yous may not need to know the purpose behind the excavation, but suffice it to say, we was diggin’ a hole when we noticed that it was nice and cool at the bottom of said hole," stated his recently appointed chief energy officer, Vinnie the Brick.

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Mr. The Brick indicated that if he placed things in the ground, they would stay cool a long time as well has hidden from overly exuberant interested parties.

"I was hopin to cash in on this whole green movement thing, you know get a little governmental assistance for my ecologically friendly business," indicated Mr. Ranini.

The criminal master mind then reminded this reporter that he was just a business man.