Wind Farm to Act as Rocket Sheild?

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA — South Korea has announced plans of developing a wind farm project off the west coast of the Korean Peninsula, taking place over a 10-year period and costing an estimated 8.3 billion dollars.

But according to unidentified, rumor-wielding, inside sources hoping to create mass discourse and dismay, the “wind farm” might also act as a wind shield capable of deflecting any future rocket attacks by the regime of North Korea’s Kim Jong-il!

Kim Jong-il Comments From North Korea

The Supreme Leader of the communist country was overheard as saying that he was “blown away” by the news.

After the world community got wind of South Korea’s plan, global environmentalists said the whole idea was full of hot air.

The Reality of Missile-Deflecting Capabilities

However, South Korean scientists matter-of-factly rebuffed the criticism saying stoically, “The air produced by the wind farm would actually be cool.”

OK. OK. So the wind farm really doesn’t have missile-deflecting capabilities, but wouldn’t that be cool! I think I just might be on to something here.